Talking about how BitLife is the hottest game of 2019, Talking about how cannibalism is illegal in Idaho, Talking about how everyone needs to stay off of their damn lawn, Talking about how grammar nazis fail to understand the complex, dynamic nature of the English language, and how they can only see things from their elitist, ethnocentric point of view, Talking about how hoodlums are the bane of their existence, Talking about how it is illegal to steal someone's crawfish in Louisiana, Talking about how it's a felony to sell children in Florida, Talking about how it's illegal for a person with a venereal disease to get married in Nebraska, Talking about how it's illegal to be drunk on a cow in Scotland, Talking about how it's illegal to chew gum in Singapore, Talking about how it's illegal to dance to the Star Spangled Banner in Massachuettes, Talking about how it's illegal to drive a dirty car in Russia, Talking about how it's illegal to go commando in Thailand, Talking about how it's illegal to hike naked in Switzerland, Talking about how it's illegal to hold a fish suspiciously in the United Kingdom, Talking about how it's illegal to masturbate in Indonesia, Talking about how it's illegal to work or dance on Sundays in South Carolina, Talking about how it's illegal to wrestle a bear in Oklahoma, Talking about how it's possible to add custom people to BitLife, Talking about how 'literally' sometimes means 'figuratively', Talking about how much they appreciate staying in on a Saturday night, Talking about how much they hate vegetables, Talking about how Pink Floyd is better than Led Zeppelin, Talking about how scary the toilet is when it gets flushed (Child only), Talking about how some people still actually believe that OJ was innocent, Talking about how they want to get an iTunes gift card to use to become a Bitizen, Talking about how to deal with grammar nazis, Talking about how to deal with poor grammar, Talking about how to squeeze the toothpaste correctly, Talking about how yummy mommy's boobie is (Child only), Talking about Hulk Hogan's 24-inch pythons, Talking about if it is better to wipe from the front or back, Talking about Nicki Minaj's trunk, and what kind of junk may or may not be within, Talking about necessary characteristics of a top notch crotch, Talking about the average intelligence of people who enjoy watching Pawn Stars, Talking about the best gift they ever received, Talking about the best movie they have seen so far this year, Talking about the best movie they saw so far this year, Talking about the best movie villain of all time, Talking about the best time of day to play BitLife, Talking about the best TV show of all time, Talking about the celebrity they would most like to meet, Talking about the craziest natural disasters that they have experienced, Talking about the handcuffs they found in mommy/daddy's drawer, and why they never get to play with them (Child only), Talking about their celebrity doppelgangers, Talking about their favorite movie character, Talking about their greatest achievements, Talking about their most embarrassing moments, Talking about their most prized possession, Talking about the marble they stuck up his nose, Talking about the miracle work of Bartholin glands, Talking about the pea they stuck up their nose, Talking about the pros and cons of social media, Talking about the pros and cons of tampons vs. sanitary pads, Talking about the pros and cons of technology, Talking about the superficial, narcissistic nature of social media, Talking about the time they got turned on by a mannequin, Talking about the time they watched a stripper with a broken leg do a pole dance, Talking about the use of stem cell research, Talking about the value of Cooper's ligaments in a world with gravity, Talking about the weirdest food combinations, Talking about the weird sounds mommy makes at night (Child only), Talking about the worst gift they ever received, Talking about what a perfect day would look like, Talking about what color they should dye their gray pubes, Talking about what is the right way to hang a toilet paper roll, Talking about what it means to be a good person, Talking about what it means to be good in bed, Talking about what the BitLife devs should add next, Talking about what they would do if they won the lottery, Talking about what they would do to their boyfriend/girlfriend if he/she ever hurts them, Talking about what time of day their social battery typically dies, Talking about whether or not a Adam Sandler is funny, Talking about whether or not a grown man should wear a jersey with another man's name on it, Talking about whether or not a hot dog qualifies as a sandwich, Talking about whether or not aliens exist, Talking about whether or not Burger King qualifies as real food, Talking about whether or not clowns are scary, Talking about whether or not DC is better than Marvel.